Showing posts with label #gifts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #gifts. Show all posts

Sunday, December 15, 2019

Christmas Gifts for Those with a Sense of Humor

It's that time of year again--time for me to help you out with holiday shopping. Christmas time seems to bring out the absurd, but if you have to buy a gift for someone who is, well, equally absurd, then it's a win-win situation. Just make sure they have a sense of humor!

Behold my picks for the year:


Are you parents of a child in their 20s who still lives at home? Looking to give them a subtle nudge to leave the nest? Luggage makes the statement without having to spell it out.




How about a gift for your child's teacher? This gift will keep on giving for years to come and hopefully, make the "problem" students think twice.

Dads are so hard to buy for, aren't they? But something that all dads have in common is the ability to fart. A lot. And often. Dads also like to think they're the best at everything, so this T-shirt will make them feel like they're a winner.



This is the perfect gift for Mom. I'm a mom and I must say, "Seriously?" at least 50 times a day. So much so it'll probably be inscribed on my tombstone. 

Every grandchild thinks they're the favorite. Make sure you constantly reinforce it with this ornament, and don't forget to encourage Grandma or Grandpa to hang it somewhere all year round as a gentle reminder.  




HAPPY HOLIDAYS!




Christmas is Tiffany N. York's second favorite holiday after Halloween. Feel free to visit her website at tiffanynyorkauthor.com

Saturday, December 15, 2018

IDEAS FOR THE GIFT-CHALLENGED

I always like to post some of the most ridicul--er, unique gift ideas for the season in case people are at a loss as to what to get that special someone.

If you can answer yes to any of the following prerequisites for the recipient of your gift, then you've found your winner. 

You're welcome! 





Sub-zero temps? Check.
Zero vanity issues? Check.
Pirates of the Caribbean nostalgia? Check.





Cold Ass Syndrome? Check.
Pimpmobile? Check.
Barbie? Check.





Full of crap? Check.
Reminder that coffee has a laxative effect? Check.
No one else has this mug. Check.





Bigfoot? Check.
Ugly feet? Check.
Sumo wrestler? Check.





Preoccupation with all things phallic? Check.
Love/hate relationship with cat? Check.
Death wish? Check.



HAPPY HOLIDAYS!




Tiffany N. York believes everyone should receive at least one unique gift this season even if they've been naughty. You can visit her website at tiffanynyorkauthor.com