Showing posts with label #RomanticComedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #RomanticComedy. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

FOOD AND ROMANCE COMBINED


I love food and I love a good foodie romance, especially when it's light and funny. I'm Italian, so I knew at some point in my writing career I'd have to pen a romance with an Italian heroine that involved mouth-watering Italian food in some way.

My romantic comedy, The Meatball Mistress takes place in an Italian restaurant back east with a hero and heroine who are both trying to heal from betrayal. A tough road for sure...but worth it in the end.

Here's an excerpt:

Ryan headed home after Bella closed so he wouldn’t be tempted to drink as much. He needed to keep a clear head in deciding what his next step would be regarding the restaurant. He was about to pull into his driveway when he realized he had forgotten the reports he had printed out. They were on the desk in his office. Damn. He turned the car around and made the quick drive back. Run in, run out. That was the plan.
            He wasn’t expecting to see Cara on the floor of his kitchen, sobbing.
            “Jesus, Cara! What’s wrong? Are you okay?” He crouched down and grabbed her by both shoulders. Horrible thoughts went through his mind all at once. Had she fallen and broken her ankle? Had somebody followed her home and attacked her—or worse? “Do you need me to call an ambulance?”
            She shook her head no. “I’m fine,” she managed.
            “You’re not fine.” He searched her body and face for signs of cuts or bruises. “Tell me what happened. It’s okay. You’re safe now.”
            Her sobs began to subside. She leaned back against the leg of the counter, wiping at her eyes.
“Did someone hurt you?” He was already reaching for his cell to call 911.
            “Yes. No. Yes, but not in the way that you think.”
            Ryan waited for her to explain. “Cara?” he prodded, staring into her bloodshot eyes.
            She bowed her head, sheepishly. “I’m not hurt. I’m…hungry.” She started to laugh.
            “Are you drunk?”
            “Yes, extremely,” she said with a hiccup.
            That explained some of her erratic behavior, but not all of it. He felt his heart-rate slow down to where it had been before discovering Cara on the floor. Ryan’s knees cracked as he slowly stood.
            “That doesn’t sound good,” Cara said. “How old did you say you were?”
            “Pushing thirty, but in knee years that’s about sixty, thanks to sports.” He held out his hand to help her up.
            She squinted up at him. “You played football?”
            “I was too small for football. Baseball was my game. I was a pitcher.”
            Cara took his hand and he pulled her up. “My brother played shortstop. For three years, I went to all his games.”
            “So you’re a baseball fan?”
            “After being forced to attend all my brother’s games I grew to despise the sport. Although I have to admit I think baseball players are sexy.” She smiled, leaning into him. “I’d bet you looked really hot in your uniform.”
            “I did. Until I blew my shoulder out and couldn’t play anymore.” He led her over to the center island. “My dream of playing major league ball was shot.”
            “That sucks.”
            “And so began the series of disappointments I now call my life.” He grabbed Cara by the waist and lifted her onto the island. “Do you think you can sit there without falling off?”
            She snorted. “Of course I can.” Cara leaned back, supporting herself with her hands and stared at the ceiling.
            He admired her long, slender neck and collarbone. Her skin was lightly bronzed from the sun, making her rich olive tone more pronounced. He could see a lot of skin in the sundress she was wearing. It was short and skimpy, and had tiny buttons running down the center.
            She waved her hands in front of his face. “Hello? I asked if I could have some water. Ryan?”
            He blinked twice. “Sure.”
            He went to the fridge and grabbed a large bottle of mineral water, as well as a slew of other things to tempt her. When he handed her the water she drank straight from the bottle. Her nails looked very red against the green of the glass. And her lashes seemed absurdly thick and long.
You can take the girl out of Brooklyn…
            Ryan busied himself with unwrapping wax paper and cellophane, twisting off jar lids, and choosing a very sharp knife. Why did he feel nervous all of a sudden, like he was trying to impress a date?
            “Simplicity of flavors—that’s what authentic Italian cuisine is all about,” he said, slicing open a honeydew melon at its peak of ripeness.
            “Humph! Tell that to your psycho, stubborn chef.”
            “Brady is a master in the kitchen.”
            Cara rolled her eyes. “He’s a master of complication.”
            Ryan dangled a slice of prosciutto over Cara. She reached up and grabbed it with her mouth. “Mmm,” she moaned, tasting it. “Pure heaven.”
            He popped a chunk of sweet, juicy melon in her mouth to counterbalance the meat’s saltiness. Her eyes lit up, no longer dulled by alcohol and tears. That she was able to be pleased by the simple flavors of food delighted him. Maybe she wasn’t so high-maintenance after all.
            “More,” she whispered to him with her eyes closed and her mouth semi-parted, waiting for him to surprise her with a taste of something else. In went a silky morsel of buffalo mozzarella. “So creamy.”
            Ryan mopped his forehead with his sleeve to remove the sweat he imagined had to be all over it. He sliced into a beefsteak tomato, its lush contents spilling out all over the cutting board. His hand shook as he neared Cara.
            She opened her eyes and led his hand toward her mouth. Some of the tomato dripped down her lip when she took a bite and Ryan wanted desperately to lick it off. He settled for wiping it gently with his finger.
            She was smiling up at him, her dark eyes shining. “There is nothing like a ripe Jersey tomato.”
            Ryan took a bite of the velvety mozzarella, savoring its milky taste. “Sometimes the simplest things can give you a sense of home or in my case, a sense of peace.” He was thoughtful for a moment as he ripped off an end of a loaf of crusty bread. He handed it to Cara. “Wait,” he told her, fishing out a green olive and slipping it into her mouth.
            “Why do you think I always want to make meatballs? It gives me that sense of home I no longer have.” She spied the piece of salami Ryan was cutting for her. “You’re going to make me delirious on food.”
            “I can think of worse things,” he said, placing the salami gently on her tongue. “Let’s see how good an Italian you are. Tell me what kind of salami this is.”
            She answered right away. “Genoa.”
            He was impressed. “Wow, you’re good.”
            “You don’t know the half of it,” she said, smiling devilishly.
            Their eyes held for a beat. Was he supposed to take that as an invitation to find out?
            “So, when were you in Italy?”
            Ryan had to think back. He shaved off a sliver of salty Pecorino Romano cheese and fed it to Cara. “Almost three years ago. I travelled all over Europe, but once I arrived in Italy…she seduced me and I stayed put for awhile.”
            “You fell in love there.”
            Ryan’s jaw tightened. “I fell in love with the customs, the people, and the food.”
            “And not with an Italian woman?” she said teasingly.
            “No,” he said in a clipped tone.
            Cara took another sip of water, waiting for him to say more. He sighed. “The reason I left the States in the first place was to get over a woman. My wife.”
            “Did she break your heart?”
            Ryan nodded.
            “I think the people with the hardest hearts are the ones who’ve been hurt the most.” She spoke so softly he almost missed what she had said. “Today was supposed to be my wedding day.” Her eyes filled with tears.
“Cara, listen to me.” Ryan came up to the edge of the counter and wedged himself between her legs. He looked her straight in the eye. “He’s not worth it. You’re too good for him.”
            “I know,” she said without conviction. “‘It’s him, not me,’ and all the other things people say to make a person who’s been cheated on feel better.”
            “You’re beautiful, and smart, and sexy. You’ll get over this.”
            “How can you possibly know I’ll get over this? Maybe I’ll take it to the grave.”
            He despised her bastard of a fiancĂ© for putting her through this pain and self-doubt when she didn’t deserve it. “Because I’ve been where you are, Cara.”
            “Obviously as the cheater,” she said bitterly.
“No, as the poor sap being cheated on. I caught my wife in bed with another man.”
            Cara cupped a hand over her mouth. “Oh no, Ryan.”
            “It’s fine. I’m over it.”
            She let out a strangled laugh. “No, you’re not.”
            “Of course I am,” he said quickly.
            “Okay, you are.” She wiped under each eye with a red-tipped finger. Her eye makeup was smudged beyond belief and one of her lashes was crooked.
            “Why do you wear those things?” he said, pointing to her fake eyelashes. “They’re hideous.” He pulled one off and it stuck to his finger.
She peeled the other one off and placed it in his outstretched palm. “Happy now?” Ryan was careful not to let them fall on the ground. He didn’t need Brady thinking there were spiders crawling around the kitchen.
            She wrapped her legs tightly around his waist and stared up at him. Something had shifted in her eyes, her body language, and that something was giving him permission to kiss her.
“Tell me again how beautiful I am. And smart, and sexy.”
            “You’re beautiful, Cara.”
            She started to unbutton his shirt from the bottom. “And?”
            “And smart.” Ryan closed his eyes as he felt her cool hands on his warm bare stomach.
            “And?”
            She unbuttoned the last remaining button and trailed her fingers through the hair on his chest. His eyes opened when he felt her warm breath an inch from his mouth.
            “And?” she prompted, pressing against him. He became so hard, so fast. He tried to remember whether he had a condom stashed anywhere in his office.
            “Sexy.” He wondered if it’d be tacky if he took her right there on the stainless steel.
            Cara kissed him lightly on one cheek, then the other. She moved to his mouth, brushing her lips against his in a feathery motion. Her tongue flicked his bottom lip. Ryan had his fingers twisted in her hair before he even knew what hit him. He pulled her toward him, kissing her with raw hunger that had been building for a while.
            His tongue demanded he taste every inch of her body. Ryan needed to suck, bite, lick her, fill her. She urged him on with her moans, reaching for his belt. The anticipation of being inside her made him ache. He hadn’t wanted a woman this much since—
His wife. He pulled away suddenly.
“What is it?” Cara whispered. “Do you want to go upstairs where it’s more comfortable?”
Don’t screw with this one, warned a small voice inside him.
“No, I—” Ryan stopped himself. He stared at Cara—beautiful, smart, sexy Cara. He had to be out of his mind to say no to her. Couldn’t he just—?
No, the voice said.
He let out a long exhale. “I have an early meeting tomorrow with a fish vendor.”
She gaped at him, mouth open.
“I have to go.”
Cara let her legs fall from his waist. She pushed him away with her foot.
“I completely forgot about it.”
She slid off the counter and grabbed her purse. “Where are my stupid sandals?”
Ryan found them and handed them to her. She snatched them out of his hands. “Good night, Ryan,” she said, her eyes avoiding his.
“Cara, wait…”
She looked up at him, her large brown eyes filled with hurt and disappointment.
Let her go, Ryan.
“Good night,” he said.


If you liked what you read, you can purchase
 The Meatball Mistress on Amazon.


Tiffany N. York lives in SoCal with her teenage son who is getting more and more picky about food. She can cook good food when she wants, but would much prefer her own personal chef. You can visit her website at tiffanynyorkauthor.com 

Sunday, July 15, 2018

GET TO KNOW ME

I love learning personal facts about authors, their favorite vices, obsessions, maybe even some secrets. I'm nosey, er, curious about people. So I thought I'd do a Get to Know Me post since I never actually formally introduced myself here.



FACT: I've lived in California over 20 years, but I'm a New Yorker at heart. Yup, raised in Brooklyn in an Italian neighborhood where the men would "leave the gun and take the cannoli" if ya know what I mean. Pizza, a semolina loaf, salami, and black and white cookies were my 4 major food groups growing up. I lived a block away from the bakery in this photo, which is where the bakery scenes in the movie, Moonstruck were filmed.


http://whisper.sh/whisper/0518ae519891fb882747fe107dffbf6af97747/I-think-my-cup-of-coffee-just-said-youre-my-bitch


VICE: Coffee. How cliche, I know, but put it this way--If I could walk around with an IV drip of coffee all day, I would. I started drinking coffee back when no one knew what a cappuccino was, Starbucks hadn't been born yet, and it sure in the hell didn't cost over $2 a cup.




OBSESSION: Halloween. Let's just say this: It's only July and I'm already buying stuff for Halloween. Actually, I started in May. Truthfully, I started getting ideas about it on November 1, 2017. It's a year-round obsession. Oh, and I dress my diva dog to match me on Halloween. She knows if she wants to roll with this family, she's got to be a good sport. The boy? He's just in it for the candy. He may or may not have been switched at birth. I'm still waiting to see whether he rises to the occasion in the future.




ANIMALS: I've had 7 cats at one time, however, at the present moment, we have 4 cats, a diva Chihuahua, a destructive bunny, and our parakeet just died. Yes, I'm open to more cats.



LOVE LIFE: I'm 50 and have never been married. I've been a single mom for the last 15 years, and only since this February on my 50th birthday did I become engaged for the first time. To a man I was in love with 35 years ago. (Awwww) Guess when we're getting married? Halloween 2020! Mwahaha!




CAREER: I'm all over the place with my writing. I've published 2 romantic comedies, The Accidental Cougar and The Meatball Mistress, an erotic romance, The Submissive Muse, and am now shopping around a young adult novel. I've also started a romantic thriller...so yeah, no set niche for me.


That's it for now. Hope everyone is staying cool this summer.


Tiffany N. York is a published romance author who may or may not need help over her Halloween obsession. She procrastinates by perusing buy/sell sites, looking for cheap Halloween scores. You can visit her website at tiffanynyorkauthor.com   

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

FRIENDSHIPS AND SUMMER LOVE

HAPPY SPRING EVERYONE! 

The warmer weather always makes me think about long summer days and beach reads. I prefer my summer reading light, funny, and fast-paced. One of the things I loved about writing my romantic comedy, The Accidental Cougar was the camaraderie of the four women who go out once a week for Ladies' Night Out. They each have their own distinct personality, and their banter is quick and funny. 

Of course it wouldn't be a romance without a hottie in it, and this one comes with a young hottie, ahem, a 25-year-old one to be exact. Can a 41-year-old single mother find love with a 25-year-old?

You'll have to read it to find out! Her's a teaser excerpt to whet your appetite...



Wanda returned to the table, looking flushed and exhilarated. “Any man that can move his hips like that has got to be amazing in bed.”
                  “Do you really think there’s a correlation between the two?” Nicole asked.
                  “Oh honey, absolutely,” she said, fanning herself with her napkin. “I would bet my first-born on it.”
                  “What about your husband?” Paulina said, raising her eyebrows. “Can he dance?”
                  Wanda took a long sip of her drink. “Larry has two left feet. But thank God he’s trainable.”
                  “Let me get this straight,” Annie said. “You can be a lousy dancer, yet learn to be a good lover, but if you’re already a good dancer it’s guaranteed you’ll be a good lover?”
                  “Exactly!” Wanda said, smacking her hand on the table so loudly it made Nicole jump.
                  Paulina didn’t seem to buy it. “Has this theory ever been tested, Dr. Ruth?”
                  “Do tell,” Nicole urged, giddy from mojitos and female camaraderie.
                  “In my dreams it has,” Wanda said, with a face so serious you knew she wasn’t kidding. “Some of them are so steamy they come with a disclaimer attached.”
                  “I’m lucky if mine are rated PG-13,” Annie sighed.
                  Wanda looked past Nicole’s shoulder and then gave her a wicked smile. “Why don’t we have Nicole test out my little theory. There’s a hottie at the bar that’s been scoping her out for the last ten minutes,” she said, tipping her head toward the bar.
                  Paulina, Annie, and Nicole immediately whipped their heads around to see the alleged hottie.
                  “Oh, that’s real subtle, ladies.”
                  “Hottie? Scoping? What are we, seventeen?” Nicole said, scanning the assortment of males. “Wait, let me guess—the short, balding man with the flushed face?”
                  “He does seem to be looking our way,” Annie said. “You can have him, Nic.”
                  “Actually, he’s a client of mine,” Paulina said, turning back toward the table. “I wax his back.”
                  “No, no, no,” said Wanda, excitement making her voice rise a notch. “I’m seeing tall, I’m seeing dark, and I’m seeing delicious.”
                  Annie patted her friend’s back. “Careful Wanda, you’re salivating all over what little you have of the front of your dress.”
                  “Just because I’m married doesn’t mean I can’t admire.”
                  The “hottie” was the good-looking guy Nicole had noticed earlier. Now that she was able to see him full frontal, she realized why he had looked so familiar. She turned back around and drained the last of her mojito. “If you’re talking about the guy in the black shirt, I know him. He’s my neighbor.”
                  Wanda’s eyes grew wide. “That hot man lives next to you?”
                  “Technically, he isn’t my neighbor. His mother is. He doesn’t—”
                  “Does this he have a name?” Annie interrupted.
                  William doesn’t actually live there with her,” Nicole clarified.
                  “Then how is it you happen to know this man’s name?” Paulina said.
                  “He’s not even a man. He’s a boy.”
                  Wanda looked toward the bar and slowly raised one eyebrow. “Honey, I don’t see anything boy about him. I see all man.”
                  The cocktail waitress approached their table and set down fresh drinks for each of them. “Compliments from the man at the bar.”
                  “The short, bald one?” Paulina asked.
                  “No, the hot one in black,” said the waitress.
                  Wanda raised her glass to William to say thank you. He smiled and nodded. “And he’s a gentleman to boot,” she said, without taking her eyes off him.
                  “How young is this man-boy, exactly?” Annie said.
                  “Looks mid-twenties to me,” Paulina guessed.
                  Nicole had to admit she didn’t know. They had only spoken briefly in passing. Which is not to say she hadn’t noticed how attractive he was. Oh, she had noticed, alright. The first time Nicole ever laid eyes on him she was on her way to get the mail and he was outside of his mother’s condo in a tight tank top washing his car—a luxury sedan the color of fine merlot. She was a sucker for a man with a nice car, and this vehicle looked as if it slept at night swaddled in down comforters.
                  She hadn’t meant to stare, but she couldn’t tear her eyes away from this beautiful, sexy guy with skin that made her think of grade A maple syrup. He soaped up his sponge and ran it over the hood, the roof, and all four doors. He rubbed lightly as he went, his muscles flexing and his tendons straining with each action.
                  What is the matter with me? Nicole asked herself, shaking her head. She looked down and focused on the task of retrieving her mail. I’m forty-one years old, for God’s sake. When did I become a dirty old woman who lusts after men half her age?
                  She sorted through her mail, refusing to look up even when she heard the hose turn on. To add insult to injury, there was a catalog with her name on it entitled Change of Life. An entire catalog devoted to menopause. Pills to enhance libido, gels to increase lubrication, herbs to calm mood swings.
                  Can somebody please shoot me now before I have to go through all this?
                   Nicole looked up. Might as well get in one last gander before her vagina shriveled up like an old, discarded sponge.
                  He was drying the car as if it were his baby. Caressing it, stroking it until it shined, no part left untouched, right down to the alloy wheels. She wondered if such thoroughness and attention to detail carried over into other activities in his life as well.
                  Nicole turned to leave, deciding she had had her fill of more than enough eye candy stimulation to last her throughout the week. Her movement must have caught his eye, because he suddenly glanced up from his crouched position. His eyes slowly traveled up her entire body and Nicole felt herself blushing like some Catholic schoolgirl. He smiled a confident, almost cocky smile, and then he winked.
                  He winked at her.
      An awkward wave was all she could manage. She quickly made her way home, clutching the mail tightly to her chest and praying her menopausal catalog had been hidden from his view. 


Like what you just read? The Accidental Cougar is available on Amazon. You can buy it HERE.


Tiffany N. York is a romance author who may or may not be menopausal and a cougar. A menopausal cougar? She lives in SoCal where despite the days being almost always sunny, she still has a vitamin D deficiency. Go figure. You can visit her website at tiffanynyorkauthor.com